Autogenic Training
Sun, 14 Jul 2013 22:59:46 GMT

Panel 1: A woman kneeling and two men lying, each on a yoga mat. Woman: "I welcome you to this week's session of autogenic training. Please make yourself comfortable and close your eyes." -- Panel 2: Two persons closing their eyes. Woman: "Listen to your breath. Listen to your heartbeat. Now try to tell your heart to lower your pulse." -- Panel 3: Left person (agonized, grabbing his breast): "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!" Woman is shocked, putting hand in front of her mouth. Right person: "Dieter, why do you always have to push it too far?!"