Panel 1: Behind speaker's desk with microphone. Speaker 1: "So today's subject of our panel discussion is about synthetic turf. First speaker is Prof Max Likelyhood, an economy expert." -- Panel 2: Prof Max Likelyhood: "Thank you. Well, it is undeniable that the increased use of synthetic turf will create a lot of new jobs in the turf production. So from a purely economic point of view, nothing speaks against synthetic turf." -- Panel 3: Speaker 1: "Thank you. If there are no further questions, let us move on to Mrs Michelle Wohlfahrtsoberkacheln, who has worked for the Ministry for the Environment and Nature Protection for some years." -- Panel 4: Audience: "Mrs Wohlfahrtsoberkacheln, you claim that your main intention is to protect the environment. How does that fit?" Mrs Wohlfahrtsoberkacheln: "Most experts agree that, even though we cannot completely predict the impact on the environment, on the long term nature will benefit." Audience: "But hasn't the estrangement of humans away from nature already gone too far?" Mrs Wohlfahrtsoberkacheln: "Maybe. But there might not be an alternative. Earth's turf reserves are shrinking rapidly." -- Panel 5: Elswhere: Man with tirolean hat with Gamsbart and beer mug: "We are against synthetic turf! Against foreign infiltration! For clear values and strong company!" Audience (lifting beer mugs): "JAWOHL!" Subtitle: "Conservatives ... They just have the better arguments."