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• Europe has listened - and said No to Cruel Cosmetics!
• Almost a Number-Theoretic Miracle
• Kernel : likely/unlikely macros (via)
• High School Student Devises Potential Cancer Cure
• Order your "Doctor h.c." certificate now and choose from more than 60 specialised fields (via)
• JavaScript becoming default language for GNOME apps - why not skip this and do the inevitable directly: just using a fullscreen browser.

Again, this is a guest comic, made by Stephan Barth.

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• Switching to a left-handed mouse in X11
• Regular Expression Matching Can Be Simple And Fast
• Vita Radium Suppositories (via)
• Complexity to Simplicity and Back Again - If there are <m>\aleph_0</m> hat colors, whether or not the prisoners have a strategy that can save anybody is independent of ZFC.

Deutsch:

• Grüne Gentechnik schadet Umwelt und Landwirten - wohl eher die Rahmenbedingungen, die es uns nicht erlauben, sie sinnvoll einzusetzen.
• Agraprofit – Der Film - m(
  
• Slowenien beschließt Netzneutralität

Comics and Images:

• Reminders
• Cutting Edge
• A normal day in Pokemon land
• Mouth
• Important Lesson
  
• Love
• NSFW: If beer and sausages were babies
  

English:

• Ingress - looks interesting.
• Russia Orders Obama: Tell World About Aliens, Or We Will - nice troll.

Deutsch:

• Eine Temperatur jenseits des absoluten Nullpunkts (via)
• Viele Autofahrer überrollen Kleintiere absichtlich

Comics, Images, Videos:

• Not as close as most people think
• Schneeflittchen
• Fish Bait
• Syntax
• Fire

I still cannot draw, but this idea fit perfectly for today. Therefore, I got somebody else to draw it, who wants to be unattributed.

External Content not shown. Further Information. Not much stuff this time since I am a bit handicapped. But at least something:

Deutsch:

• Wegsperren für immer – Sicherungsverwahrung in Deutschlands größtem Knast - kein schöner Anblick.
  

Comics and Images:

• To learn how the federal reserve works, refer to Monopoly
• How Stress Works
• Stereotypes!
• Monkey
  

As I cannot draw right now, here is an ASCII-Interpretation of an old Joke. Follow this link for the accessible version. Dunno the Jokes' origin. If you know more, let me know.

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• Logging IRSSI and Rotating them with Logrotate
  
• Chinese father hires virtual hitman to 'kill' son in online games - so he will get a job
  
• Sound Converter - nice software.
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Deutsch:

• Paypal verschickt offenbar versehentlich Entwarnungen - sichererererer
  
• Forscher ergründen Zweck der Schrumpel-Finger (via)
  
• Der geliebte Hamster der kleinen Schwester starb einen rasanten Tod
  
• "Rösler, du bist ein Arschloch!" (via) - ich bin ja kein Freund von Rösler, aber auf das Niveau brauchen wir doch wirklich nicht runter. Und dann noch "Volksverräter" m(
• SOS-Kinderdorf-Weihnachts-CD zeigt Lieder der Hitlerjugend an - o/ Sieg Fail!
• Bibliothek für verlustfreie JPEG-Kompression
  

Comics and Images:

• IPhone 8 Prototype found while fixing microwave light!
• Oh God It's Real
• No Escape
• Tickle Monster
• Dust storm in Western Australia
• Don't Work Hard
• Good Bye Cruel World