C++ may not be the worst programming language ever created,
but without a doubt it’s the worst ever to be taken seriously.
(Mason Wheeler)

Birthday
Sat, 06 Jul 2013 18:56:25 GMT

A cake with kandles and some cream dollops, spiders are on top of the kandles, a cake server next to it. Left person (raising hand): "I know that you are afraid of fire. Thus, I put spiders on the candles instead." Right person (slightly embarassed putting a hand on his neck): "Aaaaw... You shouldn't have..."