Panel 1: A salesman and a customer stand in front of a rack. Above the scene, there is a tag saying "SM". On the rack, there is a mask, several rolls of duct tape, a gag, a spreadbar and a whip. In the background, a St Andrew's cross is visible. The salesman sais: "This is our brand new portfolio. With well-known and well-established traditional tools. But also with some new tools, to keep up with the zeitgeist." -- Panel 2: The salesman points to another shelf. It has a tag saying "NEW". A toothbrush is placed on the shelf. The salesman sais: "This, for example, is our new gadget specifically designed to meet the requirements of the sari'ah."