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___/ So, today's subject of \___
_______ / our panel discussion is about \
/ \ | synthetic turf. First speaker is \
|"" ""| _____/ Prof Max Likelyhood, an economy /
(|-[.]-[.]-|) ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾ \ expert. /‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾
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/‾‾‾‾ Thank you. Well, it is\_____
####### / undeniable that the increased use\__
######### |of synthetic turf will create a lot of\
c~(.)-(.)~ | new jobs in the turf production. So /
|\ .. / __________/ from a purely economic point of view,/
\ ##### / ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾\ nothing speaks against ______/
\_____/ ‾\ synthetic turf. ___/
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/ Thank you. If there are\______
_______ | no further questions, let us move on\_
/ \ |to Mrs Michelle Wohlfahrtsoberkacheln, \
|"" ""| | who has worked for the Ministry for the\
(|-[.]-[.]-|) _____| Environment and Nature Protection for /
| | | ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾\some years./‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾
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_/Mrs Wohlfahrtsoberkacheln, you claim \__
@========° |that your main intention is to protect the\
||""""""| \__ environment. How does that fit? ______ \_
|| o o | >-------------------------------< \_ \
|| > | _____| Most experts agree that, \___ \ \
( ) (_|\____/ ‾‾‾‾‾| even though we cannot completely\_ \ \
\ \ / \ |predict the impact on the environment,\ | |
\ \/ (@) | / on the long term nature will benefit. / | |
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|\ \ | | But hasn't the estrangement of \_____
| --------------- | | humans away from nature already gone too far? _ \
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| | | \__ Maybe. But there might not be an alternative.\ \ \
\ Earth's turf reserves are shrinking rapidly. / / /
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-:: ----- |We are against synthetic turf!|
\\|_____|_ |Against foreign infiltration! /
/_________\ \For clear values and strong /
| O O | \ company! /
(| C |) _____/ /‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾
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/ /\OOOO oooo \ \
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JAWOHL!
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Conservatives ... They just have the better arguments.