Panel 1: Speaker: "Today, we will have a postmodern comic! For this, I need my esteemed assistant!" Assistant: "Hi there!" -- Panel 2: Speaker: "Furthermore, I need this spiked Siberian bear-hunting armor!" -- Panel 3: The speaker now wears the spiked bear-hunting armor and grabs for an unreelable chart. Speaker: "Now, I am going to reveal to you what this comic is about." -- Panel 4: The speaker enrolled the chart. The chart sais "Every comic that is not about itself." Assistant: "Does that mean that it is about itse..." -- Panel 5: The speaker jumps on the assistant and smashes it, a lot of blood is squeezed out.