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Panel 1: Two persons in trekking clothes stand on a field, one is looking at a map, one at a smartphone. Person 1: "I really have no idea where we are." Person 2: "My phone has no signal. Can't ask OSM either." -- Panel 2: Person 1 (pointing with his finger on the plants): "Oh crap. These are nettles! We must leave this place NOW!" Person 2: "Are you allergical or just afraid of the stings?" -- Panel 3: Person 1: "No. But most of them are allergical to me!" A nettle makes "*choo*" and spits spikes on Person 2. Person 2: "Ouch!" -- Panel 3: Now all the nettles szneese and shoot with spikes. The persons are running, bending and holding their hats on their heads. Person 2: "What the F**k dude?"

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  • Auf Virenbefall von 100 PCs folgt Neukauf von 170 - ach, man muss doch schon froh sein, dass sie überhaupt irgendwas gemacht haben, und den Virenbefall nicht einfach ignoriert haben, bzw. der Staatsanwaltschaft gemeldet, die dann bestimmt mit aller Macht der Kriminalämter den Urheber des Virus dingfest gemacht hätte (btw, lieber BdSt, schöne Seite und gute Arbeit, aber ein RSS-Feed wäre wünschenswert).

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Panel 1: A stage with huge background caption "Sweepatron". A screen which sais "Enemy: Brooms I7L ®". A speaker stands in front of lectern and has a remote control in his hand. Speaker: "So to finally defeat our last competitor, our engineers created a new invention..." -- Panel 2: The screen now shows a satellite shooting at the earth, it has the caption "Maximizer ray". Speaker: "... an orbital maximizer ray. We will let it shoot at the earth ..." -- Panel 3 shows a small circle, "earth", and something that resembles grass or mold. Speaker (not shown): "... so earth's size will rapidly increase until ..." -- Panel 4: Another person uses a broom, but it bends and shows relativistic effects. Speaker (not shown): "... light-speed will be a relevant factor for sweeping, and humans will be confused ..." -- Panel 5: A sweep machine with a warp drive (as known from star trek) is shown. Speaker (not shown): "... and prefer to use our new product, the Sweepatron Warp, with warp coils."

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A person in underpants stands in a bus in front of some seats. A policeman looks at him, and thinks "?!?!?". The person sais: "What? They said 'Please change here.'".

This is a guest comic. It bases on my own idea, but was not drawn by me. The illustrator does not want to be attributed.

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Five glass domes are shown. The first one contains a large town. It is connected by a tube with a second one that contains a wigwam and a missile silo. The third one is also interconnected with the second one, and contains a shelf and an ancient temple. The other two are also connected by a tube, one contains a missile silo, the other one contains a playground for children. Subtitle: "Sandboxing."

This is a guest comic. It bases on my own idea, but was not drawn by me. The illustrator wants to be attributed as Ερεβος. This work is released under the WTFPL.


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So there was a workshop in Alacati, Turkey, which I attended.

Here are some impressions about this part of Turkey I would like to share with everybody.

Firstly, the people were very friendly. Not only in the hotel, also in the town. Definitely something very important, and a big plus! They really care about foreigners asking for the way to somewhere.

Secondly, no offence, but I do not like most of the Turkish food. I had the impression that in some strange way everything tastes sour or like bacon, even sweets. One exception were honeycombs, which were not exceptionally good but still very interesting, as you usually do not eat them in Germany. I guess this will be something I will look for in Turkish shops here in Germany. But otherwise, I mostly just ate the usual stuff from the hotel, rather than traditional Turkish food.

UMTS and EDGE seem to be available almost everywhere. Better than in Germany.

The hotel was big and did its best to look impressive. However, small things like not having soap or light in the public toilets for days, or not getting hot water out of the showers, made it less nice. A little less "impressiveness" and a little more attention to detail would be better I guess. Still, I have already been in worse hotels, and the only thing I really missed was that in my room there was no WiFi.

They even had regular busses to the town of Alacati. And the Hotel's beach had a surprisingly high amount of sand in its waste.

Which brings me to the main point: Waste. Waste waste waste. Everywhere. The landscape could be quite beautiful. But there is waste everywhere you look. I have been to the city of Alacati, and it is also full of waste. I felt like in a third world country. On the other hand, when entering shops, it was like entering another world: It was clean!

Neither did I have the impression that the people are too poor there, nor did I have the impression that they are stupid. I guess that there just has to be some common system that prevents people from producing so much waste. They obviously know how to keep rooms and streets and beaches clean. Just somehow, nobody does it outside of the hotels and shops.

So, my first suggestion here would be to provide public bins. They should not be too expensive, and I guess that if there are sufficiently many of them, a lot of the waste on the streets would just go away: the people usually want their town to be clean, they just do not want to put too much effort into it. Walking a few meters to the next bin lowers this effort. And of course, maintaining public bins costs, but also has a value! The other thing is to maybe introduce deposits: I had the impression that a large part of all the waste on the beaches and in the town were - besides cigarettes - bottles and tincans. That is also something that maybe some conservative people would dislike, but most people would probably even appreciate. It worked in other countries, why should it not work in Turkey.

I guess these two actions would already be sufficient to drastically change the situation. And they are realistic and not too expensive.

In addition to that, to save the landscape, organizing troups that collect the waste there, and then charging penalties for leaving waste in the landscape, would be a next step. Such troups can, for example, be recruited from prisons, as other countries do, in exchange for an earlier release. Also something that is possible.

I hope I did not offend anyone, as this was clearly not my intention. I just wanted to give some constructive criticism. I think the landscape and the city of Alacati could become quite beautiful. Unfortunately, currently, in my opinion ... they are not.

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