Panel 1: A disappointed person walks by saying: "Life sucks. I don't know what to live for anymore. And it is not like in the movies, where some angel comes and tells you that it is good that you exist." -- Panel 2: An angel (with a halo and a wand with a star) appears. The person looks shocked. The angel sais: "Hi. I am the angel of your past. I am here to show you why it is good that you exist! Let me take you to your past!" -- Panel 3: Both look inside some sort of cloud with a hole in it. The person sais: "This is not my past." The angel sais: "Huh? Who are you?" The person sais: "I am Melvin Smith." -- Panel 4-5: Angel: "Oh. This is embarrassing. Sorry. I had a lot of stress recently." Person: "No problem. Mistakes happen. Nobody is perfect." Angel: "Ah. I have something for you too." Person: "What might that be..." -- Panel 6: The angel kicks the person's crotch. -- Panel 7: The angel disappeared. The person lies on the bottom, his face indicates pain, he is holding his crotch.

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Panel 1: Earth, moon and sun are visible. Earth has a face and two arms. Earth is holding a gadget in its hand. Earth sais "Let's see if this new back shaver works". -- Panel 2: Earth rubs his back with the gadget. -- Panel 3: A landscape is visible (clouds and the sun are visible), with a lot of fallen trees. The gadget is also visible in the sky, the handle of the gadget goes behind the horizon. -- Panel 4: Earth looks angry and throws the gadget into the sun. Earth sais "Crap!" -- Subtitle: The Tunguska Event.

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Panel 1-2: Some projectiles shoot from the sky. -- Panel 3: They are actually posts that stick to the ground. -- Panel 4: A flying saucer is shooting those posts into a grainfield, a tractor is approaching. -- Panel 5: The tractor is crashing into one of the posts. The driver shouts: "Dammit!". An alien is flying the saucer, and answers: "Sorry, new interface guidelines. Crop circles must be equipped with braille now." -- Panel 6: A birds-eye-view of the scene. The posts form the text "⠿⠕⠄⠝⠕⠮ ⠧⠁⠣⠮⠁⠹⠃⠪⠏⠄⠽⠥⠄ ⠟⠑⠇⠪⠄⠟⠁⠍". The tractor driver sais: "What does this even mean?" The alien answers: "I don't know. It's Klingon."

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There are a lot of bad excuses for oversleeping, but I think I have found the most stupid: My alarm clock crashed.

Well, to be honest, I use an Android app, and it crashed for some strange reason. In the future, I will use my single-purpose alarm-clock again and find other reasons to oversleep.

However, if you think about it, this is not even a first world problem anymore. It is a problem that goes into the digital world, the world where new SciFi-like technology rules - let us call it the zeroth world.

It is everywhere where fast (mobile) internet is available, and where everybody has a smartphone and a tablet and communicates through it.

I have just had a real zeroth-world-problem.

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