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  • Weird ways of thinking ~ seriously, why don't they go to Africa and tell this to people who don't have enough to eat and drink.

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Panel 1: A person sits in front of two computer screens. On the left screen, a chatlog is visible. The contents: "You : [greeting]" - "Alice : Hi!" - "You : [generic smalltalk-inducing phrase]" - "Alice : My grandma just died." - "You : [condolence]" - "Alice : 'error preventing Gratitude'" - "You : [pretend interest]" - "Alice : She had a stroke." Subtext: "As artificial intelligence evolved, ever larger parts of chat conversations were replaced by bot commands. People were aware of this, but did not mind." -- Panel 2: HP Baxxter holding his characteristic microphone is shown. He quietly tells the microphone "Scream some of my common catchphrases." It is attached to a loudspeaker that screams "HEILI GEILIIIII!!!" Subtext: "Soon, when speech recognition got better, it made its way into everyday life, and even into art." -- Panel 3: A gravestone with the following text is shown: "Here lies Gudrun Witherspoon. [$birth] to [$death]. [some contemplative shit]." A person holding a tablet computer in his hands that shows a picture of the gravestone is shown, but it shows a different text: "Here lies Alice's Grandma. 01.12.1997 to 09.10.2115. Say not in grief 'She is no more', but live in thankfulness that she was." Subtext: "With the spreading of augmented reality, even signs and notes began to contain placeholders." -- Panel 4: Only the text "[frame with punchline]" is shown.

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Panel 1: In the center, a block is standing, with two paper eyes and a paper arm attached to it with tape. On the left side, Person A, carrying tape and another paper arm is looking towards it. On the right side, Person B is standing, looking critically. Person B: "What are you doing?" Person A: "Creating a sculpture." -- Panel 2: The second arm is now glued to the block. Person B: "Paper and tape are not allowed." Person A (lifts finger): "Oh. But it makes me so much more productive. Can't we just change the rules and allow it?" Person B: "Oh well ..." -- Panel 3: A paper is shown with the title "Sculptor's Rules". Then follows printed text "Sculptures must be made of stone". Then four handwritten lines "and Wax - and Wood - and Paper - and Tape". -- Subtitle: "Standardization"

Body torn in pieces.

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Back from the land of the snaileaters. Well, snails appear to be more like decoration than actual food. I did not eat them anyway, since they are animals, and I guess they are capable of feeling pain.

The first french guy I met who actually spoke a language I could understand (English) was my arabian-looking taxi driver, who was probably a muslim. I did not ask him about that, for obvious reasons. We talked about the traffic in Paris - I was shocked about the rudeness of the drivers there, which was even worse than in Munich. He told me about traffic lights with integrated cameras who would take a picture of drivers passing a red light. It was interesting, and he was very friendly.

No-entry-sign with SAUF and a bicycle under it

So, as I was in Paris anyway, I decided to use my free time to watch some sights and take some pictures. There is a lot of local street art in Paris, and it is hidden in places you will not expect it.

Rusty post with holes and some strange sort of cat face painted on it (vandalism)

Not only is there a lot of art, they have very decorative bins.

Broken bin with a lot of trash lying around.

And accessibility.

Small rests of street paint with knobs (for blind people).

The buildings are nice.

Nortre Dame bridge with building behind it with a huge iPhone 5c advertisement all over its facade.

And Eiffel Towers ...

Stand with Eiffel-tower-models in different sizes.

Thousands of them ...

Seller holding huge wire-ring with many Eiffel-tower-key-fobs.

And a very big one, too ...

Picture from below the Eiffel tower.

I was also at the Louvre museum. On my way to it, I saw some bridges with locks on it. This is a new ritual that is done in Germany too, but in Paris the bridges look like hedges made of metal.

Banister with lots of locks.

Paris is truly the town of love! Just look at this guy:

Bored-looking man carrying a package of welded locks with 'Love Lock' hand-written on it, who sells them for 1 Euro.

In front of the Louvre museum, they have four sockets for tourists to let them take pictures of themselves doing the Hitler greeting.

Woman standing on one of the sockets lifting her arm.

Somehow I did not feel comfortable with that, and decided to have a breakfast before going inside. There I met some nice girls who stole money from my wallet. I would have expected this in, like, Brazil or something, rather than in Paris. But on the other hand, there are also gamblers in the streets I wouldn't have expected in Paris ...

Thimblerig with matchboxes.

And of course, this can happen in every town. Still, Paris will always be the first town where money was stolen from me. At least they knew how to get money. This guy obviously didn't:

Homeless person sleeping on the street blocking the wind using a paper box.

In the Lovre, of course, I had to watch the Mona Lisa. It surely is a nice picture, but I don't actually know why it is hyped so much. There is a lot of nice art in this museum, even for philistines (like me ...). I found the following piece of art especially appealing, since it reminded me of ... well ... watch for yourself ...

Person from painting having the 'you dont say'-face Drawing of Nicolas Cage having the 'you dont say'-face

So ... Yeah. Nice town.

Panel 1: Two persons sitting at a table in front of computers. Person 1: "Have you seen Timmy recently?" Person 2: "I haven't seen him since two days, when he wanted to go for a walk with the new shoes I gave him for his birthday." Person 1: "Ok. I hope they had Velcros." -- Panel 2: Person 2: "They had shoelaces." Person 1 is running, his chair is falling over. Person 1: "OH NO!!!" -- Panel 3: Person 1 is looking shocked, holding his hand in front of his mouth. Person 2 looks confused. Timmy is shown, looking tired and exhausted, having one foot on a chair, tying the shoe. Timmy thinks: "Must... equalize... tightness..."

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  • If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. (Woody Allen)

Panel 1: A person sitting on a chair with his head fixed inside some gadget, saying "A 0 1 F 4 6 F 0..." -- Panel 2: A sheet is shown. It has three lines. The first line is large, and contains an "A" and two squares with two lines each, containing "01F newline 46F" and "01F newline 48A". The second line is smaller, contains one square with two lines "01F newline 480", and the two letters "B" and "C". The third line is smaller than the second, contains two squares "010 newline 500" and "01F newline 489" and the letter "D". The person from Panel 1 continues speaking "...1 F 4 8". -- Panel 3: Another contemplative-looking person is shown, holding a square with two lines "01F newline 453" is shown, saying "Hm. Try this one." -- Panel 4: A sheet with the same shape as the sheet from Panel 2 is shown. It has three lines. The first line is large, and contains the letter "A", a woman with bunny ears, and a pill. The second line is smaller, and contains a skull and the letters "B" and "C". The third line is yet smaller, and contains the fraktur-letter "J", a syringe and the letter "D". The sitting person sais "A. Woman with bunny ears. Pill." The contemplative persopn sais "Here we go!". -- Panel 5: The formerly sitting person is shown standing, holding a square with two lines "01F newline 453" in his right hand. Above him, a small square with "01F newline 55E" is attached to the wall. Next to him, a large square with two lines "01F newline 6*A" (where * stands for some character that is not visible since the person is standing in front of it) is attached to the wall. In front of him, a large square with "01F newline 481". The person sais "Ok, where can I pay?". A voice sais "Please, use your new glasses". -- Panel 6: The person puts on glasses. Above him, a clock showing 15:30 appears. Next to him, a door appears. In front of him, a counter appears, and a woman sitting behind it. The person sais "Whoa!". ---- va gur hccre evtug pbeare bs cnary svir n fdhner jvgu mreb bar s arjyvar sbhe mreb frira vf ivfvoyr juvpu orpbzrf n fcvqre ohaal va cnary fvk

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